Saturday, February 10, 2007

Just a Silly Saturday

Drum Roll....

Number One

When it is ok to pee your pants!
(Dank u Ruud! Knuffles)




Number 2
Mood ring vs diamond
(Thanks Jaci!)


My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.


Number 3
This will Mess With Your Head.

(Thanks Janet!)

3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM.

A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5.

ON THE WAY, THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF.

THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29.

WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?

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Friday, February 09, 2007

Friday Feast #130





Have you been sick yet this winter? If so, what did you come down with?

#1 PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

#2 FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION





What colors dominate your closet?

I don’t have a dominate color. My wardrobe is eclectic.



How would you describe your personal "comfort zone"?

A temperature rage of (73-77 degrees F) (23-25 degrees C)
Humidity at approximately 25%
A slight breeze is nice. I like the wind between 4-6 knots where I can feel the wind on my face.
*Note: When sailing I like a strong breeze. (15-18 knots)




On which reality show would you really like to be a contestant?

I don’t watch ANY Television.





Which holiday would you consider to be your favorite?

I can’t choose. I like them all!



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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Thursday Thirteen (16th)


13 Absence Notes and Letters collected from schools.



1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

5. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

6. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

8. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

9. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

10. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.

11. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

12. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

13. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.




Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged!


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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Blonde Lotto and HO! Fred!



Thanks Funny!




The Blonde Lotto (Thanks "Coop" Coolpete)


A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto." Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business; my house, and my car, children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
GOD says to her,
"Sweetheart, work with me on this one. Buy a ticket."

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Monday, February 05, 2007

Eyal Golan


#3


Eyal Golan
From Wikipedia
Eyal Golan, אייל גולן (born April 12, 1971), is one of Israel's most energetic and popular singers. He is known as "The Melekh" or King due to his voice and good looks. He is known for his festive Eastern Mizrahi style and catchy tunes and lyrics.

A friend sent me this picture and a little more information about Eyal.

Eyal is married to Ilanit Levi, who was the beauty pageant Queen of Israel in 2001. Together they have a son called Liam.


In the words below each video, I chose my favorite lyric poetry that I found within each song.

Eyal Golan - MITGA'AGE'A (Yearning)
מתגעגע


I'm yearning
and I don't get where my heart is going
and I hover
I'm longing, it's not passing
you'll yet see I'll go cry because of you.


Mitga'age'a
velo mevin le'an halev sheli nose'a
umerachef
mitga'age'a zeh lo cholef
od tir'i she'eshtage'a biglalech.

מתגעגע
ולא מבין לאן הלב שלי נוסע
ומרחף
מתגעגע זה לא חולף
עוד תראי שאשתגע בגללך

Eyal Golan-MALKAT HAYOFI SHELI (My Beauty Queen)
אייל גולן מלכת היופי
This is a music video. It is very funny. In the end Eyal shows up to help the man in the video…


If you'll wait, I promise
I'll find the key to your heart
I'll pick a star from the sky
and tie it to your window.


Im techaki, ani mavti'ach
emtza mafte'ach lelibech
ektof kochav maharaki'a
ekshor oto lechalonech.

אם תחכי, אני מבטיח
אמצא מפתח לליבך
אקטוף כוכב מהרקיע
אקשור אותו לחלונך.

Eyal Golan -LIKNOT LACH YAHALOM (Buying you a Diamond)
אייל גולן מלכת היופי


I'm travelling but thinking of her,
the memories in the suitcase,
I'm not running away
and I know she's not staying alone.

If there's no bread, there's no love
I'm travelling to fix and set the future
how much time can be without work
the time doesn't help me.

I just have a dream to buy you a diamond
to see you once again smiling
Inside me is love, stay near
I know that you only love me
and I you.

Ani nosea aval choshev ale'a
hazich'ronot bamiz'vada
ani lo boreach va'ani yode'a
hi lo nisheret avooda

Im en leh'em en ahava
ani nosea lesader lanua atid
kama zman efshar lih'iot bli avoda
zman lo ozer li

Yesh li rak h'alom liknot lah' yahalom
lirot otah' od paam meh'ayeh'et
yesh bi ahava hishari krova
yodea she oti at rak ohevet
vegam ani ohev

אני נוסע אבל חושב עליה
הזכרונות במזוודה
אני לא בורח ואני יודע
היא לא נשארת אבודה

אם אין לחם אין אהבה
אני נוסע לסדר לנו עתיד
כמה זמן אפשר לחיות בלי עבודה
זמן לא עוזר לי

יש לי רק חלום לקנות לך יהלום
לראות אותך עוד פעם מחייכת
יש בי אהבה, הישארי קרובה
יודע שאותי את רק אוהבת
וגם אני אוהב.

HT goes out to George and his hard work at
Hebrew Songs
A great big Thank You!

One for the road:
This Video with Avihu Medina shows how powerful his voice is. You can tell he had a lot of fun performing with him.



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Sunday, February 04, 2007

Sunday February 4, 2007

Courage, it would seem, is nothing less than the power to overcome danger, misfortune, fear, injustice, while continuing to affirm inwardly that life with all its sorrows is good; that everything is meaningful even if in a sense beyond our understanding; and that there is always tomorrow. ~Dorothy Thompson

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