She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain....

I have not bugged ol' Raggedy lately. I am taking her at her word that she is getting better and will be back soon. But, I (Ol' Hoss) just got to thinkin' that 8 days is quite a many between pieces, so I thought (while I wuz thinkin') I would remedy rectify fix up this situayshun.

So here you go, a little something for your morning spit-up:

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from K-City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

The mother couldn't think of an answer. So she told her child to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and posed his question.

The attendant smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"

"Yes, she did," replied the boy.

"Well, then," said the attendant, "you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

"Have your Mom explain that to you."