Monday, June 04, 2007


I wish I was doing a Music Monday post instead of saying I hope to see y'all soon!

A Funny for the guys:

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter!

Oh my Gawd!
You're cooking too many at once.

Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my Gawd!

WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK!

Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT!

The wife stared at him.
"What in the world is wrong with you?

You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied,
"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

A Funny for the gals:

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,

"You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.

You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.

Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied,
"The f***ing" funeral director would be my first guess."


I am going to be away again.
Even when I am gone you are never far because you
are all in my thoughts.
I will miss y'all.

I hope to be back soon.
Thank you for your support.
I can’t express how much it has meant to me.
Please leave in your comment if you would be willing to do a guest spot on my blog to keep it alive until I can make it back.

When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them,
but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.

- Leo Burnett

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey there, thank u for the lovely comments on my blog :) Will drop back soon and read more of your blog and post comments:)

June 03, 2007 9:18 PM  
Blogger Hale McKay said...

Will miss you. Hurry on back.

June 03, 2007 10:36 PM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

Take care and we'll look for your return!

June 04, 2007 4:49 AM  
Blogger Merle said...

Hi Raggedy ~~ Thoughts and prayers are with you. I hope you will be well again very soon and back with us.
You will be missed. The jokes were good. Take care, Love, Merle.

June 04, 2007 5:09 AM  
Blogger Jeanette said...

Hi Raggedy. Great jokes. My thoughts are with you, hurry up and get well and return soon. Take care (((HUGS)))

June 04, 2007 5:22 AM  
Blogger Ralph said...

Those are some great jokes. Hurry back.

June 04, 2007 1:52 PM  
Blogger JunieRose2005 said...

wishing good things for you!

:) Liked that joke for the ladies!


June 04, 2007 5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have been TAGGED!!!

June 04, 2007 6:48 PM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

Hope things went well today, my dear...! Just wanted you to know I was thinking of you!

Take Good Care!

June 04, 2007 10:37 PM  

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