Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Fishing Game Warden

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'” ~Charles M. Schulz

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies,
(thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Err, umm, Honey?
I think I went a little too far when I parked the car.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.

I'm not a pessimist. I'm just optimistically challenged.

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Blogger Jeanette said...

H Raggedy, Wow im first.loved never argue with a women. hahaha I wont ask her to park my car .Take care (((Hugs)))

March 27, 2007 2:58 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

I've heard the one with the game warden and it's one of my favorites.

Have a tickle good Tuesday!

March 27, 2007 7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hadn't heard it before. It was funny. Thanks, darlin'. :)

March 27, 2007 9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liked the pictures- good morning -Mom --rhs

March 27, 2007 10:00 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

Hi Raggedy -- a very cute post. Do you think that was Snoopy talking through Schulz?
Your joke sounds good, did you notice that in every lady picture today the woman was a blonde.
Blondes sure can work themselves into some fine predicaments, can't they?

March 27, 2007 10:06 AM  
Blogger Tawnya Shields said...

Those were so good! The pis always had that extra something. Have a great Tickle Tuesday, what's left of it. :o)

March 27, 2007 6:29 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Great stories R. AND Jim Croce was an unbelievable talent. I loved his music.

March 27, 2007 9:37 PM  
Blogger Leann said...

Raggedy you are the coolest.LOL.I sooo needed a good belly laugh and you gave me one.I will have to tell my daugther that gamewarden one.it will crack her up to.
God bless you and have a great week.

March 27, 2007 9:58 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Great joke!! I'd sure hate to have been the person who drove that car there!! LOL

March 27, 2007 10:59 PM  

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