Saturday, July 29, 2006

The Corrs


If we practice and eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, soon the whole world will be blind and toothless. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

The Corrs are a multi-platinum folk rock band from Ireland, consisting of three sisters and one brother from the Corr family; Sharon, Caroline, Andrea and Jim Corr. The band rose to prominence in the late 1990s. They have sold over 60 million albums worldwide, and have had numerous number one singles and albums in Europe and North America

Everybody Hurts

This group is awesome!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Thursday Thirteen (8th)



Thirteen Fun Things to do in an Elevator


1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.


3.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

4.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

5.Give religious tracts to each passenger.

6.Meow occasionally.

7.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

8.Bring along a fork and Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

9.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

10.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.


11.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

12.Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.

13.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf ?"




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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Support Monty

Sponsor Monty in the BLOGATHON 2006
Her charity,
in honor of her son,
is the United Cerebral Palsy Foundation.

You can head over to her place.
Click here for Monty

Or you can sponsor her from here.
Click here to sponsor Monty

Supporting this charity is a beautiful thing.

Please give her your support. Even a small donation is fine. We can spare a five spot for a great cause can we not?



Monty, I am honored to sponsor you. I am proud of you. You are working hard for a worthy cause. I hope everyone pitches in to make your effort even more rewarding for those in need.

Thanks for the button!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Pride


Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. ~Albert Einstein

Tom, Bob, Dale, and Ben, were great friends who hadn't seen each other in 30 years. They reunited at a party.

After several drinks Tom had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

Bob said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."



Dale said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.



Ben said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."



The three friends congratulated each other just as
Tom returned from the rest-room and asked:
"What are all the congratulations for?”
Ben said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons....
What about your son?"

Tom replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."



Bob said: "What a shame... what a disappointment."
Dale said: “How awful that must be for you.”
Ben said: “You must be devastated.”

Tom replied: "No, I'm not ashamed or devastated. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

Monday, July 24, 2006

Modern Man

I have not missed one of his shows yet.
George Carlin is a modern man! hahahaha

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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Sunday July 23, 2006

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. ~Buddha

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