Thursday, July 06, 2006

Thursday Thirteen (5th)

Thirteen Things about Marriage

Before Marriage - Twice a night.
After Marriage - Twice a month.

Before Marriage - She loves the way I take control of a situation.
After Marriage - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before Marriage - Ricky & Lucy.
After Marriage - Fred & Ethel.

Before Marriage - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After Marriage - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before Marriage - Don't Stop.
After Marriage - Don't Start.

Before Marriage - The Sound of Music.
After Marriage - The Sound of Silence.

Before Marriage - Is that all you are eating?
After Marriage - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Before Marriage - Wheel of Fortune.
After Marriage - Jeopardy.

Before Marriage- Turbocharged.
After Marriage- Needs a jump-start

Before Marriage - We agree on everything!
After Marriage - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before Marriage - Victoria's Secret.
After Marriage - Fruit of the Loom.

Before Marriage- Feathers & handcuffs.
After Marriage - Ball and chain.

Before Marriage - He's lost without me.
After Marriage - Why can't he ask for directions?

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The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Aura Test Results

All the names are links to great blogs! Click on a name and it will whisk you away to their place.

The Blue Aura
Miss Cellania
Ms Vickie
OldOldLady Of The Hills
Jamie Dawn

The Purple Aura

The Green Aura

The Violet Aura
My Mother Rachel (no link)
My Brother Mark (no link)

The Red Aura
Silent One
Bonanza Jellybean

The Mauve Aura
Lightning Bug's Butt

The Yellow Aura

The Orange Aura

The Brown Aura?

Try to stay awake AURA?
lz blogger

How Cool is this ? Ed was looking at Aura tests beore he came to my blog.

What Color Is Your Aura?

“Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when we are in communion with minds of the same thoughts.” ~ Eddie Myers

Raggedy's Aura is Blue

Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.

The purpose of your life: showing love to other people

Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah

Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy 4th of July (2006)

The Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to The Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Independence Day (United States)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In the United States, Independence Day, also called the Fourth of July, is a federal holiday celebrating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on 4 July 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain.
Independence Day is commonly associated with parades, barbecues, picnics, baseball games, and various other public and private events celebrating the history, government, and traditions of the U.S. Fireworks have been associated with the Fourth of July since 1777.

“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.” ~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Monday, July 03, 2006

The Husband Store

Women Quotes:

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one. -- Helen Rowland

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Marriage begins when you sink into his arms and ends with your arms in the sink.

A Good One!

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay.

She goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Men Quotes:

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage the " Y" becomes silent.

By all means marry! If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. –Socrates

For Both:

"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." --Sam Levenson


Sunday, July 02, 2006

Sunday July 2, 2006

An angel can illuminate the thought and mind of man by strengthening the power of vision.~~ St.Thomas Aquinas

Dear God,
Please Forgive
All that I ought to have thought and have thought not.
All that I ought to have said and have said not.
All that I ought to have done and have done not.
All that I ought not to have thought and yet have thought.
All that I ought not to have spoken and yet have spoken.
All that I ought not to have done and yet have done.
For thoughts, words and works, I pray, for forgiveness.

Happy Canada Day!

That long [Canadian] frontier from the Atlantic to the Pacific Oceans, guarded only by neighborly respect and honorable obligations, is an example to every country and a pattern for the future of the world. - Winston Churchill

From Wikipedia:

Canada Day (French: Fête du Canada) is Canada's national holiday. It is a federal holiday celebrated on July 1, annually, by all provincial governments and most businesses across Canada.

The holiday itself was formally established by statute in 1879, and was originally called Dominion Day, making reference to the term "dominion," which was first used to describe a political union within the British Empire for Canada, at a time when the British government was hesitant to adopt the name proposed by the Fathers of Confederation: Kingdom of Canada.

The name was changed to Canada Day on 27 October 1982, largely harking of the adoption of the earlier Canada Act 1982.

Notre hymne national
O Canada!Terre de nos aïeux,Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,Il sait porter la croix!Ton histoire est une épopéeDes plus brillants exploits.Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

(=':'=) meow hugs
(")_ (")Š from da Raggedy one

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