Tuesday, August 07, 2007

She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain....

I have not bugged ol' Raggedy lately. I am taking her at her word that she is getting better and will be back soon. But, I (Ol' Hoss) just got to thinkin' that 8 days is quite a many between pieces, so I thought (while I wuz thinkin') I would remedy rectify fix up this situayshun.

So here you go, a little something for your morning spit-up:

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from K-City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

The mother couldn't think of an answer. So she told her child to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and posed his question.

The attendant smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"

"Yes, she did," replied the boy.

"Well, then," said the attendant, "you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

"Have your Mom explain that to you."

5 Comments:

Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

One a these hyar days, I'll check in and find Raggedy's made it all the way back ;) Keep progressin!

August 09, 2007 6:51 AM  
Blogger Leann said...

Hoss; love the out house picture and it sure explains what some of them do to us after they get in office.
LOL on the joke.thats one way to make a mother get up enough got,s to tell her kid the birds and the bee,s talk.

Hi raggedy girl.get well soon we love you.and miss you.

August 09, 2007 1:25 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

That outhouse picture says it all.
So true, SO true!!!

Hello Raggedy!!
Hugs to YOU!!!

August 09, 2007 2:50 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Well, Leann solved it for me. I'm a little dense tonight I guess. That's the way it is, for sure.

Raggedy, here is one of your HUGS for for! I'm pulling for you and plan to hear/read from you very soon.
..

August 11, 2007 12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great joke! Thanks for the smile on a Monday

teeth bleaching

August 13, 2007 3:09 PM  

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