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I didn't want to practice my Spanish on my own b**g, so I thought I would show off here. We are now abierto for business.

Once again, I am Old Horsepuckey Smarts, sitting in for the wunnerful Raggedy Cats.

I have not talked to Raggedy in the last four days, on accounta she cannot read too well, given her headachy condition. But I think it's okay to say she is "coming along," as scientists would say.

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Here is some foods for thoughts:

Life is sexually transmitted.

Men have two emotions: Hungry, and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a Slinky: Not really good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.