Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Hoo Boy! Do We Ever Have Good News

Raggedy will soon be well. She does NOT have a brain tumor or MS! Yippie!!!!

(Or, as she typed it: "I haeve fantrastic news! All ef the test reseltults are beck. I haeve been waieting aend goingk through test for threas months. MRI's, CattyScanners, Bloodworkeds, thaet spineal tapper, eye doectors and neruo mongsters. I doent haeve a brained tuemer or MS! Does the Haeppy Cat daencing all ovber this mail to yuo!!! Yipppie!!!!!!!!!!")

What she has is a "pseudo-tumor," which causes too much pressure on her headbone. However, the medication she's taking will whup that. So, she says, "Making a long story short, I am okey-dokey." (Or, as she typed it: "Maeking longed stoery shoert I am aokey dokeys. I jest haeve to taeke my meds and thaet willst taeke that excsctra prescure awaey. They haeve incruesed the medruication I em on maeking trypring haerder then eber untilk I ken agudusted to it." We can make fun of her typing because she can't get back at us yet. But, soon....)

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So, a cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies. "I just got this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The woman says, "State-of-the-art watch? What's so special about that?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

Cowboy replies: "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and says, "Well, it must be broken because I AM wearing panties."

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

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(P.S. This post is by Raggedy's bud, Old Horsetail Snake.)

18 Comments:

Blogger Miss Cellania said...

Oh man, I am glad to hear they know what's wrong and can fix it!

Hurry back, Raggedy!

June 27, 2007 6:14 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

THAT cowboy....

June 27, 2007 7:09 PM  
Blogger Meow (aka Connie) said...

Wow, that is good news, to know that the problem is treatable. Hope the meds do thier job quickly, and Raggedy is back with us soon.
Take care, all ... Meow

June 28, 2007 12:51 AM  
Blogger michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Really pleasure to meet you.
I am also a cat lover.
If you got some time you may visit my *Adan*'s blog.

I love your blog.
It so many good things in there.

June 28, 2007 2:14 AM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

So happy to hear they have finally diagnosed our Raggedy! And that is GREAT News! I hope you get adjusted to the meds quickly and will be back among us, very very soon, my dear Raggedy...HUGS HUGS & MORE HUGS!

June 28, 2007 2:42 AM  
Blogger Gattina said...

So glad to hear these good news ! Wonderful !

June 28, 2007 2:49 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

Super news Raggedy, thanks Hoss for passing it on you old cowboy you.

June 28, 2007 3:25 AM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

Great news, Raggedy!

June 28, 2007 6:41 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

THANK GOD! Do you know the looks I was getting for having Raggedy Ann on my prayer list? Some have been saying Ann Raggedy but does it matter? HE knows who you are.

June 28, 2007 8:00 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

This is such FANTASTIC NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prayers ARE answered!!!!!

Love & hugs, Raggedy!!

Thanks, Cousin Hoss!!

June 28, 2007 9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH THANK HEAVENS! See I'm gone for a month and all hell breaks loose. Well now that it's not a brain tumor it's not exactly hell but I tell you what.....I think I need to stay home from here on out!
WONDERFUL WONDERFUL NEWS!
Hugs to you.

June 28, 2007 9:25 AM  
Blogger Merle said...

Dear Raggedy ~~ Wonderful news and I am so very pleased you will soon be back to normal and no real nasties.
You have been through a lot and will need time to recover from all that.
Take care, dear friend, Much love, Merle.

Hi Hoss ~~ Thanks for the update on our friend Raggedy. Take care of
yourself, Regards, Merle.

June 28, 2007 10:25 AM  
Blogger Lois Lane said...

A cowboy in shining armor! Hoss, you always come to the rescue. Thanks for taking care of our Raggedy one!

Get well baby!

June 28, 2007 12:40 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

OK Raggedy, now we know there's nothing *really* wrong with you, hurry up and get better. We miss you.

June 28, 2007 5:23 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Thanks, Hoss, for the good report. I'm not saying you made it good, the news was good.
Now Raggedy, you just get to typing again. In the meantime maybe you could dictate to a typist helper. I would do it for you if I lived up there.
And I'm sure blogging isn't the first thing you want back again either. Here's pulling for it all back.
..

June 28, 2007 9:12 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Here is a riddle for you, Raggedy and Jaycee:

When is it dangerous to play cards?

:-)

..

June 29, 2007 4:56 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Hoss, you're a very dear person! Thanks for keeping us informed about Raggedy. Poking fun at her just means you really, really like her!!

Raggedy, I am so glad to know you will be well soon.
You've had a very hard time. I'm sure it hasn't been easy to stay upbeat. You are missed and very much cared about and loved.
Take those meds, get rested up, and we will be here when you are back to blogging again.

June 29, 2007 5:00 PM  
Blogger Shannon akaMonty said...

Get fixed soon!!!
Wait.
That didn't come out exactly the way I meant it....

:) Love you, Raggedy girl.
Be better.
xoxoxox

June 30, 2007 8:08 PM  

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