Saturday, June 30, 2007

Drink More Water? Horsepuckey

This is a public service announcement from your good friends (Raggedy and Old Horse):

WATER vs. WINE

It has been scientifically proved that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of pooh.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer, Scotch of any other fine liquor, like Green Chartreuse) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = POOH
WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.

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Well then: A 2006 study by Texas A&M University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.

Now, the trick is to get them off the streets....

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(I have not heard from Raggedy that she is worse. Ergo (don't you love that word?) she is better, comprende?)

5 Comments:

Blogger Gattina said...

You see, that's why the french, italians (and other southern countries) drink more wine then water ! Glad to hear there are no news from Raggedy, so no news are good news !

July 01, 2007 12:52 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

:-)

July 01, 2007 1:34 AM  
Blogger Merle said...

Hi Hoss ~~ I hope you are right - -
no news is good news. Ergo is a good word, glad you found it!! Merle.


Hi Dear Raggedy ~~ Do hope you are feeling better and are well on the way to recovery. We can wait for you to blog, but could you ring Hoss to let us know how you are. Take care,
Much love, Merle.

July 01, 2007 2:55 AM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

So if I drink lots of coffee, I'm full of caffeinated crap?

Hmmmm...right color, anywho ;)

July 01, 2007 4:08 AM  
Blogger EV said...

That picture is priceless, LOL! :)

July 03, 2007 9:17 AM  

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