Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Cost of Baseball

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding
in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she
hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.



Boy: “Dark in here.”


Man; “Yes it is.”


Boy: “I have a baseball.”

Man: “That’s nice.”

Boy: “Want to buy it?”

Man: “No thanks.”

Boy: “My dad’s outside.”

Man: OK, how much?”

Boy: $250.”

In the next few weeks it happens again, that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: “Dark in here.”

Man: “Yes it is.”


Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”

Man: “How much?”

Boy: “$750.”

Man: Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your ball and glove. Let’s go outside and play catch.”

The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”

The father asks. “How much did you sell them for?”

The son says, “$1000.”

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is much more than those things cost.

I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”


They go to church, the father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confessional and closes the door.



The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that S**T again.”




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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was a very cute joke and I bet it happens a lot.

April 10, 2007 5:21 AM  
Blogger Stine said...

Very funny! I get that all the time...

April 10, 2007 6:29 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Oh RAggedy, that is bad....so funny...so cute...but bad....LOL thanks for the laugh. :)

April 10, 2007 11:56 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

What did you expect me to say? I'm sitting in a church...LOL>

April 10, 2007 11:59 AM  
Blogger Julia said...

LOL, that is a funny joke! Hey welcome back to internet world. Glad your husband fixed it :)

April 10, 2007 2:15 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Hi Raggedy, I'm glad your husband can fix things like that for you!
Joke was cute too.
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April 10, 2007 2:27 PM  
Blogger colleen m said...

LOL too too funny!!!!

April 11, 2007 7:18 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

The bunny above is cute...but I came back to read the joke again> :) lol

April 11, 2007 11:33 AM  
Blogger Deb @ Sugarfused said...

HAH!!!!!!

April 11, 2007 3:12 PM  
Blogger Jerry in Texas said...

Good one!

April 11, 2007 9:34 PM  
Blogger Penny said...

ROFL...Good one!

April 12, 2007 12:25 PM  

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