Saturday, February 10, 2007

Just a Silly Saturday

Drum Roll....

Number One

When it is ok to pee your pants!
(Dank u Ruud! Knuffles)




Number 2
Mood ring vs diamond
(Thanks Jaci!)


My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.


Number 3
This will Mess With Your Head.

(Thanks Janet!)

3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM.

A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5.

ON THE WAY, THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF.

THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29.

WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?

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14 Comments:

Blogger Merle said...

Hi Raggedy ~~ Great jokes there. I have puzzled over that missing dollar before. Liked the mood ring and the video. Thanks for your visit and very kind words. That was so nice of you and I try to fnd interesting bits
and pieces to post. Take care, my dear friend, Love, Merle.

February 10, 2007 4:15 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

Good story about the ring Raggedy, I know not where that dollar went but I don't have it.

February 10, 2007 4:56 AM  
Blogger Jeanette said...

Hi Raggedy. I was just commenting on your blog when yours come in.
Nice story ill have the diamonds ty . now were did that Dollar go.
(((HUGS))))

February 10, 2007 8:38 AM  
Blogger LZ Blogger said...

Raggedy ~ What did we do for humor before You Tube! Funny stuff on there! ~ jb///

February 10, 2007 8:49 AM  
Blogger Leann said...

funny girl I love the mood ring one.God bless

February 10, 2007 11:16 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

I've heard the $ thing before but can't recall and I think it would stress my brain too much to try and figure it out, but no doubt it'll puzzle me all day long!! Thank you Raggedy!! NOT!! :)

I would prefer diamonds over a mood ring anytime!!

Have a great silly Saturday!

February 10, 2007 12:16 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Okay I figured it out, but I won't tell! Now it won't worry me all day long!!

February 10, 2007 12:20 PM  
Blogger Heather in Beautiful BC said...

Aaaaahhhhhhh..... I was peeing my pants and diving into the lake with those two guys. That was the best! A mood ring would leave my husband with a black eye and a red mark on his forehead :) I can't remember where the dollar went, but I know there's a logical explanation....

February 10, 2007 1:20 PM  
Blogger Marcia (MeeAugraphie) said...

How could you post that dollar thing? Those things drive me crazy!!!! I have to watch the u-tube now so I can quite thinking about the dollar. . . one and one is two but. . . grin

February 10, 2007 10:27 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Loved the video. I would have bailed way before they did. I remember the other two but it's been a long while. I had forgotten them. I think my wife has a ring or cathcers mitt like that.

February 10, 2007 11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dollar is not missing. If you divide $25.00 by three men, it actually cost each man 8 dollars and 33 and 1/3 cents each, not nine dollars as is suggested. Three times 8 dollars and 33-1/3 cents is 25+3+2 equals 30 dollars.

February 11, 2007 3:41 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

See, I knew the answer, and Clarence beat me to it.

February 12, 2007 10:54 AM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

LOL....the infamous 'mood' ring. Me and my 'gal' of my youth had them silly things. Hers turned all sorts of colors. Mine was usually brown.

Guess it was tryin' to tell me somethin'.

But as usual, I tweren't listenin'...

February 12, 2007 7:41 PM  
Blogger wazza said...

Gidday Raggedy,
This is one of my favourite videos. I have had this in my video folder for quite some time now. I laugh every time I see it so I just had to watch it again.
Did your husband take back the mood ring, thus possibly avoiding a red mark on his forehead.

February 13, 2007 5:20 AM  

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