Tuesday, February 20, 2007

First Time Sex


Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
~Thomas Szasz


Thanks for the Story Coolpete!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.



The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.


The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious?"



”The boy turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea Your father was the pharmacist."

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15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!

February 20, 2007 9:49 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

That joke is so funny; thanks for the laughs!!

Love & hugs!
Have a great day!

February 20, 2007 11:12 AM  
Blogger Ed Bremson, MFA said...

another cool post, oh cool one. thanks

February 20, 2007 2:39 PM  
Blogger Marcia (MeeAugraphie) said...

one of my new favorite jokes, thank you.

February 20, 2007 3:06 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Great story Raggedy. You've been laying awake at night I see. Thanks for the laugh.

February 20, 2007 6:00 PM  
Blogger Walker said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved this one.

February 20, 2007 6:03 PM  
Blogger Teresa said...

It is also a cure in the 21st Century--just so you know!

February 20, 2007 9:32 PM  
Blogger Merle said...

Hi Raggedy ~~ Great joke which is better with the pictures. Thanks for your visit and kind comments and also
for your friendship. The marble story was a nice one, glad you enjoy my posts. I loved your quote "butter my
butt and call me biscuit". Hadn't heard that one before. Take care, my
friend, Love, Merle.

February 20, 2007 11:21 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

A good story Raggedy.

February 21, 2007 7:26 AM  
Blogger TorAa said...

I simply love this story. And understand that youngster very well. But, why did not the girls father say something? Will there be a part 2?

Me too use to present som funny stories on Fridays, even some old Norwegian ones...
http://toraa.blogspot.com/2007/02/friday-february.html

Thanks for sharing.

:))

February 21, 2007 3:41 PM  
Blogger Claire said...

I was tickled by this!

February 21, 2007 7:51 PM  
Blogger Maven said...

TOO EFFING FUNNY!!!

February 22, 2007 10:43 AM  
Blogger TopChamp said...

ha ha ha ha ha

February 22, 2007 1:42 PM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...Another good one Raggedy! Thanks for two good laughs here today!

February 22, 2007 3:49 PM  
Blogger Margaret said...

Hi, Just popped over to visit from Peter's site. Loved the joke and the read.
Cheers Margaret

February 23, 2007 6:08 PM  

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