Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Blonde Lotto and HO! Fred!



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The Blonde Lotto (Thanks "Coop" Coolpete)


A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto." Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business; my house, and my car, children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
GOD says to her,
"Sweetheart, work with me on this one. Buy a ticket."

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!

February 06, 2007 10:17 PM  
Blogger Shannon akaMonty said...

WHO TOLD YOU THAT STORY ABOUT ME AND THE LOTTO TICKET??!!

That was supposed to be private.

:) *hug*

February 06, 2007 10:54 PM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

*rimshot*

February 07, 2007 7:06 AM  
Blogger Carey said...

Very funny! Thanks for sharing.

February 07, 2007 9:08 AM  
Blogger Walker said...

HA HA HA
lOVE THE MUSHROOM !!!!!!!

February 07, 2007 7:00 PM  
Blogger Sparky Duck said...

you are one sick and twisted individual, I like it :)

February 07, 2007 11:18 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Love that mushroom one!

February 08, 2007 7:24 AM  

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