Thursday, September 14, 2006

Thursday Thirteen (11th)


I am known for my use of one liner quips and zingers. These little quips and things are stuck in my head. I don’t even know they are there until I will hear something that will cause them to fly out of my mouth. If my real life people were to read this then I am sure they would remember one of those moments when they were the recipient or were present when it happened. I don’t know why it happens but it does. I have actually used these and have so many that this will be a four part Thursday Thirteen.
Some people who I have used them on like them so much that they can’t help but remember it and find themselves doing the same thing. I love when this happens.


Telephone conversation:
Engineer or Customer: Talking really fast and in a panic.
”Slow down please; I only have a high school diploma, sir.” (Great deterrent for stopping them in their tracks provided they don’t know who you are.)

Today is Part One….

1.
Me: “I am having a Deja Moo.”
Tom: Don’t you mean a Deja voo?”
Me: “Nope, Deja Moo, the feeling I have heard this bull before.”

2. Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

3. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

4.
Date: "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?"
Me:"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma."

5. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6.
Steve: "Are you getting smart with me?"
Me: "Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know? "

7. It was an accident officer. I was cleaning my fingernails, with a hunting knife, and he ran into me, backwards, 17 times.

8.
Q: “Why are you snickering?”
A: I was having an afterism, sorry.”
Q: “What is an afterism?”
A: “A concise, clever statement I did not think of until it was too late.”

9. " Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? "

10. After someone telling me about their divorce…
Me: “My husband and I divorced over religious differences.”
Her: “Really?”
Me: “Absobloodylootly, He thought he was God and I didn't.”

11. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

12. I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

13. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged!




169 Comments:

Blogger Vicky said...

I love the one about the 'afterism'... haven't heard that expression before, but I'm definitely going to try and use it now !!!!

September 13, 2006 9:38 PM  
Blogger Southern Girl said...

Very funny! :)

Thanks for visiting my TT.

September 13, 2006 9:42 PM  
Blogger Lindsay said...

THIS CRACKS ME UP!!!!!!

Me: “I am having a Deja Moo.”
Tom: Don’t you mean a Deja voo?”
Me: “Nope, Deja Moo, the feeling I have heard this bull before.”

LOVE IT!
Mine is up now too!

September 13, 2006 9:43 PM  
Blogger Margaret said...

Thanks for the laughs, that was a trip to read. Great list! -Margie

September 13, 2006 9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so LMAO at these. Very funny and entertaining! Thanks for sharing.

Thanks for stopping by.

September 13, 2006 9:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

:)

September 13, 2006 10:13 PM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

I love the train of thought one.

Happy TT!

September 13, 2006 10:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love #8, it's perfect!!!

September 13, 2006 10:17 PM  
Blogger Meira{FB} said...

Some good ones there! Happy TT!

September 13, 2006 10:22 PM  
Blogger SunshineBlues said...

Number 8 is a great one! I have lots of those! Great list, really good ones! Mine is up. Have a wonderful Thursday!

September 13, 2006 10:48 PM  
Blogger momsmusings said...

Haha, I love the afterism one!! That is just great!! Thanks for stopping by my TT!!

September 13, 2006 10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vicky totally has the same favorite as me! I love the "afterism" too!

I'm gonna have to use it when I bust out laughing and don't want to explain why. Awesome.

September 13, 2006 10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too funny! I love it! Thanks for stopping by my TT!!

September 13, 2006 10:50 PM  
Blogger Lazy Daisy said...

You go girl....do you you do stand up?

September 13, 2006 11:03 PM  
Blogger Miss Cellania said...

These are funny! Also funny, I coulda swore this was Wednesday.

September 13, 2006 11:06 PM  
Blogger Colleen said...

Oh gosh. That made me laugh so hard! I love the Afterism, I may have to steal that line!

Happy TT!

September 13, 2006 11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love #8...that always seems to happent o me. These are great...believe me I will be linking to them for future reference! Happy TT

September 13, 2006 11:12 PM  
Blogger FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Great List! Love your #13.
Thanks for passing by.

September 13, 2006 11:14 PM  
Blogger Sally F said...

Very clever! I like the one that says, "at least have the decency to be vague." So true!

thanks for visiting!

September 13, 2006 11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*lol* those lines and quips are great.

September 13, 2006 11:25 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

those are awesome..apparently I have my own vocabulary as well..Great TT

September 13, 2006 11:40 PM  
Blogger Diane said...

I think #4 would really come in handy! Thanks!! :D

September 13, 2006 11:54 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

I hope you are having a dandy week!

Keep on smiling!!

September 14, 2006 12:03 AM  
Blogger Nadiah Alwi - Write at Home Mom said...

Hahahahahahaaaaa...

thanks for the funny conversation...

wish toget more and more...

and thanks for visiting my TT :D

September 14, 2006 12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love these quotes! Great laughs.

Thanks for visiting.

September 14, 2006 12:21 AM  
Blogger Kimmy said...

Ha! I love number 12!!! Great list! Too funny!
Happy T13! Thanks for stopping by!

September 14, 2006 12:25 AM  
Blogger Virginia Revoir said...

Funny!

September 14, 2006 12:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFL :) and three more parts to go... wow :) Can I use some of them ?

Thanks for calling past my blog :)

September 14, 2006 12:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Those were good!

September 14, 2006 12:59 AM  
Blogger K said...

A great list! I like #8!

September 14, 2006 1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the deja moo and most of the time my train of thought does not have a caboose. Sad, but true. Thanks for stopping by mine.

September 14, 2006 1:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man! that was hilarious!
thanks for dropping by!

September 14, 2006 1:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks for visiting my tt. you always make me smile!

September 14, 2006 1:53 AM  
Blogger YellowRose said...

I love these, especially #11!!

Happy Thursday!

September 14, 2006 2:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm laughing here at my computer. Too funny. :) Love the "afterism". :D

September 14, 2006 2:16 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Hilarious!
I've been known to say #9 more than once.
Too funny.
Happy TT!
My list is up.

September 14, 2006 2:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!! Those are so funny

September 14, 2006 2:50 AM  
Blogger Wendy Ann Edwina D'Cunha e Pereira said...

Wow!!! I think I'd be frightened to even talk in front of you!!! You can really be lethal girl... Had a really fun time reading your one-liners...

Happy TT

September 14, 2006 4:34 AM  
Blogger Vickie said...

You always make me smile and today was no different , well yes I was LMAO. Thanks for the great list, loved them.

September 14, 2006 5:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Raggedy ~~
Enjoyed your post and thank you for
leaving a comment on my blog.
Take care, Hugs, Merle.

September 14, 2006 6:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL I LOOOOVE #10!!!
Great list - I'll be back for parts 2-4!

September 14, 2006 6:40 AM  
Blogger Carmen said...

ha ha! Do you mind if I file these away for later use? :)

September 14, 2006 6:47 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

I needed some laughs today. I'll probably use some of these lines.

Have a great Thursday!

September 14, 2006 7:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great TT!
I love # 12...I think I might use it at work from now on ;)
Thanks for visiting my TT, I hope you have a great day!

September 14, 2006 7:06 AM  
Blogger Twisted Cinderella said...

Great TT! Very funny!

September 14, 2006 7:07 AM  
Blogger Jeanette said...

Hi Raggedy
You have some good one liners here the afterism cracked me up
take care

September 14, 2006 7:09 AM  
Blogger Mama Duck said...

Ha ha ha! Ours is up - 13 things I'm doing once we recover from this sickness!!

September 14, 2006 7:30 AM  
Blogger Mandy said...

#8 - I do that ALL the time...Very funny list - I'm excited about next week! Thanks for visiting my TT...

September 14, 2006 7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That gave me a good laugh !! Thanks.

September 14, 2006 7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO! Oh, oh, oh! I am so going to use some of these on my poor, unsuspecting husband [heh-heh], especially the ..."Does your train of thought come with a caboose." [chuckle]

What a grand way to start my Thursday. Thank you so much! I'm looking forward to the other three parts.

September 14, 2006 7:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg i so love this!!!!!
Hapyy TT! :)

September 14, 2006 8:03 AM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

Great list. Funny and clever. I'll be back to see the other 3 parts.

September 14, 2006 8:03 AM  
Blogger lrlwreath said...

I love this list, esp. #8 and I have to admit I have used #9 =))

September 14, 2006 8:12 AM  
Blogger Norma said...

Great come backs. Thanks for visiting my TT.

September 14, 2006 8:12 AM  
Blogger Jane said...

Well, turn about is fair play....you made me laugh this morning and I appreciate it! Deja moo....LOVE IT!

I also appreciate you stopping by my T13. You are welcome anytime.

September 14, 2006 8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some pretty funny ones there...yep the "afterism" is a good one!
Thanks for visiting mine.

September 14, 2006 8:22 AM  
Blogger Jennfactor 10 said...

I am sooo familiar with the concept of "afterisms" now I'll know what to call it, and I'll bet some of the others will come into play AS afterisms...can't wait for the rest!

September 14, 2006 8:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks for the great list! I always think of those lines after the fact...

September 14, 2006 8:35 AM  
Blogger -atomik kitten said...

LOL - I love #3 and #6! Thanks for stopping by my TT!

September 14, 2006 8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh those were hilarious! I especially love 1, 10 & 11. I'm gonna write those down & look for opportunities to use them. Well, maybe not 10 but the other 2 for sure.

Thanks for stopping by & commenting on my TT. Hope you are having a terrific Thursday! :-)

September 14, 2006 8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love #5 ... great list! You're as sarcastic as I am :)

Thanks for visiting my page!

September 14, 2006 8:44 AM  
Blogger Darla said...

These are great! Now if I could just remember them at the appropriate times! "Afterism" definitely applies to me. :)

September 14, 2006 8:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love #6. I will have to remember these when I need a witty comback! Thanks for the ammo!

September 14, 2006 8:56 AM  
Blogger Amanda said...

LOL! Some pretty funny ones in there!

September 14, 2006 9:01 AM  
Blogger Aginoth said...

AN afterism...lol I'll have to remember that one :o)

Thanx for visiting my TT

September 14, 2006 9:01 AM  
Blogger Ali said...

oh my god...i'm still laughing at the coma line!

September 14, 2006 9:14 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I finally have a word for it!!! *Afterism* I have them all the time, just never knew what to call them!

Thanks for stopping by my 13!

September 14, 2006 9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are awesome-I may have to borrow some of them :)

Thanks for visiting me today.

September 14, 2006 9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow you have lots of commenters! I don't think I EVER had 70 !

You are HILARIOUS! These are GREAT!!

September 14, 2006 9:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, these are GREAT! Haha, 'I am having a Deja Moo'!!! Thanks for the good laughs!

September 14, 2006 9:26 AM  
Blogger Dane Bramage said...

great list. I am adding it to my list of witty lines. (It starts off with the one "I don't know what your problem is but I bet it is hard to pronounce"

Thanks for stopping by my T13!

September 14, 2006 9:34 AM  
Blogger Froggie Mama said...

Exactly what I needed this morning! Thanks for the giggles! heehe! :)

The Deja Moo one was hilarious! I will definitely have to remember that one!

September 14, 2006 9:42 AM  
Blogger Zeus said...

I cannot tell you how many afterisms I have had. I also like Deja Moo quite a lot as well. Quite the clever list here, Raggedy! I really enjoyed it!

Happy Thursday to you, and thank you for visiting mine.

September 14, 2006 9:53 AM  
Blogger Lindsey said...

Man, I wish I could be good at these. You're really funny! Thanks for the laughs, Happy TT!

September 14, 2006 9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thanks for visiting :) those are hilarious!

September 14, 2006 9:58 AM  
Blogger Tammy and Parker said...

I really like #8. I have those all the time! Great list!

September 14, 2006 10:29 AM  
Blogger Cindy Swanson said...

"Afterism" is my favorite!!! I MUST remember that one for future reference! :)

Thanks for stopping by my TT.

September 14, 2006 10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness!! I love these! Especially #1, #3, #5, #8, #10, #11, and #12.

I'be got to remember these so that I can use them myself. Thanks hun!

September 14, 2006 10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was funny, though for some reason we got a long beige rectangle through part of the post and it was hard to read.

September 14, 2006 10:57 AM  
Blogger Happy Mama to Three said...

My husband and I divorced for religoius reasons...

I'm Baptist
He's Satan

C
Great List

September 14, 2006 11:11 AM  
Blogger cass said...

*laughs* Those are all great! Happy TT!

September 14, 2006 11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi. thanks for checking out thursday thirteen!

September 14, 2006 11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really liked #9 and 11.

Great list!

Thanks for visiting.

September 14, 2006 11:48 AM  
Blogger kaye said...

thanks for stopping by at my blog

September 14, 2006 11:49 AM  
Blogger Sue Bee said...

LOL! Great list!

#11 speaks to me. My train of thought has derailed.

September 14, 2006 11:52 AM  
Blogger Debby said...

Love the "afterism", but they are all great! Happy Thursday and thanks for visiting!

September 14, 2006 12:01 PM  
Blogger Carey said...

Very funny..i look forward to reading the rest of your series. And i like the Deja Moo..thats a good one. Thanks for visiting...happy thursday!

September 14, 2006 12:04 PM  
Blogger eyes_only4him said...

i have aferismsn a lot..msolty i am quit witted..but someitmes it alludes me:)

September 14, 2006 12:04 PM  
Blogger Meggie Mom Fantastic said...

Oh that was so funny! I enjoyed the high school diploma quip!!! HAPPY TT!

September 14, 2006 12:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure had me laughing...can't wait for the next 3.
and:
thanks for the visit over to my place

September 14, 2006 12:12 PM  
Blogger Buttercup said...

I like your "afterism"!

September 14, 2006 12:13 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

How Fun! These are great. Thanks for stopping by Eightiesville.

September 14, 2006 12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number 8 happens to me ALL the time!

September 14, 2006 12:19 PM  
Blogger Diva P said...

Great list - I love the one about marriage! Thanks for visiting my T13

September 14, 2006 12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFL! Too funny!

Thanks for coming to the Party!

September 14, 2006 12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome! Loved it. Thanks for visiting!

September 14, 2006 12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love #9! :)

September 14, 2006 1:14 PM  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

You're a wild woman!!!

Love it!!!
here is mine...

http://gnosticminx.blogspot.com/2006/09/thirteen-things-i-can-do-to-save-world_14.html

September 14, 2006 1:14 PM  
Blogger Cat. said...

I'm so going to use some of these...! Thanks!

September 14, 2006 1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was fun, let's do it again!

September 14, 2006 1:25 PM  
Blogger Frances D said...

Outstanding list.
I shall be quoting you.
Take care and thanks for visiting my TT.
Take care,
Frances

September 14, 2006 1:36 PM  
Blogger amy karp | PHOTOGRAPHY said...

hahaha! Thanks for stopping in on my TT - I absolutely love number 8! That happens to me all of the time and I find myself either hysterically laughing or shaking my head in disgust....man, I wish I would have said that!

GREAT TT! Thanks for sharing!

September 14, 2006 1:49 PM  
Blogger Aloysius said...

Thanks for visiting my Thursday 13. You've got a wicked sense of humor. Ever think about entering the Carnival of Satire?

September 14, 2006 2:00 PM  
Blogger K T Cat said...

#7 is my favorite!

September 14, 2006 2:04 PM  
Blogger Natsthename said...

"Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade"-- Oh, that one is GREAT! I'm stealin' it to use!! LOl

September 14, 2006 2:05 PM  
Blogger Giggle Pixie said...

OMG, I'm TOTALLY going to use #3!!!

Great list!!

September 14, 2006 2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny!
Love #11! I amy have to use that one sometime!

Thanks for visiting my TT!

September 14, 2006 2:29 PM  
Blogger -tnchick- said...

afterism! hehe That's one I will remember =) Funny 13.

September 14, 2006 2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was the absolute funniest list I've read in a long while! I love the one about the no solution/admire the problem. And the deja-moo one...And the "afterism" - I've gotta definitely remember that one!

September 14, 2006 3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was the absolute funniest list I've read in a long while! I love the one about the no solution/admire the problem. And the deja-moo one...And the "afterism" - I've gotta definitely remember that one!

September 14, 2006 3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha... Man, that was funny. You have a wicked since of humor!!

September 14, 2006 3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn you gots a lot of people already!! I'm so jealous...

Interesting TT. :D

September 14, 2006 3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great list, made me laugh out loud, thank you!

September 14, 2006 3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that last one was me! http://francesca_gray.blogs.com/pushing_an_elephant_up_th/

Thanks for dropping by my TT :)
Francesca

September 14, 2006 3:51 PM  
Blogger Chelle Y. said...

Hehehe, that is too funny. I am going to use some of them!

September 14, 2006 4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my God, these are hysterical. I love them all. I especially like the one where you got a divorce over religious reasons, very good! Great list, thanks for sharing it.

Have a great weekend.
Toodles,
Maryanne

September 14, 2006 4:22 PM  
Blogger Susan @ Blessed Assurances said...

I always love your TT13! Thanks for the laughs!

September 14, 2006 4:36 PM  
Blogger angela said...

That one about the mom...sometimes I look at my kids and say "Where is your mother?"

These were hilarious and thanks for the word to use about the comment too late...

a:-)

September 14, 2006 4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great List! I loved them all!

September 14, 2006 5:27 PM  
Blogger rashbre said...

Some very amusing items. I will be using 'afterism'. And wow, you have a LOT of TT posts!. My TT is also loaded.

rashbre

September 14, 2006 5:50 PM  
Blogger Amanda said...

LOL! Very Funny!!! Thanks for visiting my TT today.

September 14, 2006 5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so sorry but I wasn't able to view the right half of the post. There's this beige column about and inch wide going down the screen.

September 14, 2006 6:24 PM  
Blogger Tonya said...

Those are too great!

September 14, 2006 6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love #8 and #12. Must remember those.

September 14, 2006 7:20 PM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Yeah, 124 comments but where are they the rest of the week. HUH?
All seriousness aside, they are very, well, familiar. :)

September 14, 2006 7:28 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

hahahha you are too funny! I love a quick wit!

Thanks for stopping by Snarkypants. Hope you have a great weekend!

September 14, 2006 7:42 PM  
Blogger Julie said...

LOL at #4!!! I'll have to remember that one :) Great list!

September 14, 2006 7:47 PM  
Blogger My Shoes said...

those were very funny!

September 14, 2006 8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great list! I love #1...Deja Moo..too funny!!

Thanks for visiting my TT!

September 14, 2006 8:22 PM  
Blogger bernie said...

Afterism reminds me when I was in college, this line was original 50 years ago: "Hi, do you believe in the hereafter?"

"Yes"

"Well, then you know what I'm here after."

I linked your TT to TT - 13 Converts to Islam

September 14, 2006 8:30 PM  
Blogger Geekwif said...

For some reason there's a light colored bar behind your text in my browser so I can't read most of it. Bummmer too, because the comments make it sound really funny. :(

September 14, 2006 8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have a great list. BUT, you need to get the award for the most comments on a TT! WOW!

My TT is up.

September 14, 2006 8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheesh, by the time I read all these comments, I forgot what I was going to say!

September 14, 2006 8:51 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

What fun! You had me LOL big time!
Happy Thurs and thanks for stopping by my T13.

September 14, 2006 8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny! I think the best I ever came up with on the fly was "you know, when that voice in your head says "don't say that out loud", you really should listen to it..."

September 14, 2006 9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, I had the same white bar problem as Geekwif... I had to sqint a lot to read it... Sorry!

September 14, 2006 9:10 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Those are great! I loved them and still giggling.

Happy TT and thanks for visiting!

September 14, 2006 9:38 PM  
Blogger Lady Penguin said...

Super fun list. Thanks for stopping by my 13!

September 14, 2006 9:40 PM  
Blogger Raggedy said...

The line is showing up on Firefox only. If you can open with IE it is fine....I can't make the posts compatible to both browsers.
Sorry :(

September 14, 2006 9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are awesome... and would all be "afterisms" for me!

September 14, 2006 9:58 PM  
Blogger Two Sexy Ladies said...

Thanks for making me laugh
Great Post.
Thanks for stopping by!

September 14, 2006 10:14 PM  
Blogger Kitty Cats Corner said...

OMG!! ROFL - LITERALLY!!

#1 is PRICELESS

#6 is gonna be used on Pest (hubby) - soon!

Thanks for the laugh this evening! Needed it!
Your furrends @ The Kitty Cat's Corner

September 14, 2006 10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totaly Funny.
Thanks for that!

September 14, 2006 10:15 PM  
Blogger FreddieGirl said...

#6 - be vague if you can't be kind. Truly words to live by. Loved your list!

September 14, 2006 10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number 5 is absolutely the most wickedly sweet thing I've ever heard. I may add that to my email sig. Great list! Can't wait for the other 3 parts.

September 14, 2006 11:01 PM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

Two of my personal favs that I'll be happy to lend you for future reference/deployment when confronted by a person deserving of the following:

1) Are you a moron by birth or choice?

2) Your absence makes my heart grow fonder of your continued absence.

You've definitely got a couple of keepers on your list I need to remember ;)

September 15, 2006 1:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love them all. I was cracking up at each one! Expecially the divorce over religious differences! hahaha!

What a bloody great TT!

September 15, 2006 2:14 AM  
Blogger Hen Jen said...

I loved #5 and #9! I think I practice #5 with family...vagueness is boring but safe. Gonna try #9 on my kids- and 'afterism' -perfect!

Jenny in Ca

September 15, 2006 3:33 AM  
Blogger Teresa said...

I like the religious difference one. I am going to start saying that.

September 15, 2006 7:16 AM  
Blogger Trish Ess said...

I ask my son to step closer to the razor all the time... in retaliation, he's grown a beard. Now he looks Amish. :D And 10 is definitely my husband and I. LOL

September 15, 2006 7:21 AM  
Blogger Barbara said...

LOL! Great list. TFS

September 15, 2006 8:26 AM  
Blogger Measi said...

I've used Deja Moo before. :) and I think #5 is going to be adopted immediately into my phrasebook. :)

Thanks for stopping by my T13 yesterday. happy weekend!

September 15, 2006 9:08 AM  
Blogger cube said...

Funny stuff. I hope they don't occur to me as afterisms!

September 15, 2006 9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deja Moo! We called our oldest Goo because that was her first word. We have another, a mini-me of the first. Whenever #2 does something just like #1, we call it a Deja Goo, lol. Great list!

September 15, 2006 9:36 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Great post - I will be using one or two of them in future!!

September 15, 2006 9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deja-Moo ... I've actually used that one before!

However, I definitely need to remember that "afterism" ... I do that far too often!

Great lines, Raggedy! Have a super weekend!

September 15, 2006 9:48 AM  
Blogger Babette said...

You clever girl, Raggedy! I've already used a couple of these on my teenaged sons. Thanks!!

September 15, 2006 10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for visiting my blog :)
#8 and 9 are my favorites ;)
Have a happy weekend!

September 15, 2006 10:32 AM  
Blogger Geggie said...

You are a smartie pants! I love it! Thanks for visiting my list.

September 15, 2006 11:53 AM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

These are GREAT! I can see why people would want to use them!
I may just use a couple myself!

I particularly liked the "coma" one! LOL!

September 15, 2006 11:56 AM  
Blogger Tish said...

*LOL* I especially like the one about slipping into a coma!

Great list! I look forward to the other 3 parts!

Thanks for visiting my first Thursday Thirteen list!

September 15, 2006 12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great stuff. I like the Afterism.

September 15, 2006 3:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are too, too funny! Every single one is hilarious!!!

Can't wait to read part 2!

September 15, 2006 8:00 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Very funny list Raggedy!! LOL

I really liked #5!!

September 15, 2006 9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I came to read your TT but I can't. There's a big beige line about 100px wide running down the middle of your blog. I thought it was just my computer at work being retardedbut now I'm home and it's still there. Sorry!

September 15, 2006 9:25 PM  
Blogger Kayt said...

Great list - and thanks for stopping by my TT :)

September 16, 2006 12:16 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Lordy those are hilarious! Now if I can only remember some of them....

via Dana

September 16, 2006 3:57 PM  
Blogger Irish Church Lady :) said...

Deja Moo. That's funny. I think I can use that!

Thanks for visiting me TT!

September 16, 2006 10:03 PM  
Blogger Tracy S said...

LOL I really like number 1.. I am going to have to remember that one.

September 17, 2006 10:30 AM  

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