Thursday Thirteen (10th)

13 Things That Children Advise!

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.

2. Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.

3. Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.

4. Don't flush the toilet when you dad's in the shower.

5. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"

don't answer him.

6. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

7. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.

8. Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.

9. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

10. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

11. Never ask your three-year old brother to hold a tomato.

12. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

13. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

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