Thursday, July 20, 2006

Thursday Thirteen (7th)

Children in Church


1. A little boy was attending his first wedding.

2. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"

3. "Sixteen," the boy responded.

4. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?"

5."Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."






6. After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."

7. "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"

8. "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen."






9. A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."



10. A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

11. “How do you know what to say?" he asked.

12. "Why, God tells me."

13. "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"







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94 Comments:

Blogger Happy0303 said...

LOL! Thanks for the laughs!

July 20, 2006 12:01 AM  
Blogger Fingers To Toes Photography said...

;) That's sooo cute!!!

July 20, 2006 12:02 AM  
Blogger Kimmy said...

HAHAHAHAHA! So funny!

My 13 are up!

July 20, 2006 12:03 AM  
Blogger Tracie Nall said...

That last one was great!

My TT is up!

July 20, 2006 12:55 AM  
Blogger Meira{FB} said...

LOL! That was great! Jokes are a nice something different!

Happy Thursday!

July 20, 2006 1:34 AM  
Blogger Merle said...

Hi Raggedy ~~ Thanks for the jokes, they were great. I liked the 16 wives.
The bird photos are lovely too. Thanks for your visit and comments.
Cheers, Merle.

July 20, 2006 2:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice, I love kid jokes, so cute. I have some supposedly from children answers to questins, I should post them on my blog.

July 20, 2006 2:25 AM  
Blogger Pear tree cottage! said...

Now that was so funny and I am glad I dropped in for a look at your blog.

I will get back to hear the birds real soon.

best wishes to you

July 20, 2006 3:43 AM  
Blogger FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Love #s 4 and 8. It topped all.
Thanks for visiting.

July 20, 2006 3:53 AM  
Blogger armywife said...

too funny, especially the last one. my dad is a minister and i think i may have said something similar to that to him at some point (i was a sassy sort of child).

i've posted 13 too at
http://blog.myspace.com/christengarland

July 20, 2006 5:32 AM  
Blogger Miss Cellania said...

4 better, 4 worse, thats just too funny! If I was that kid, I'd skip the four worse!

July 20, 2006 5:43 AM  
Blogger Knitting Maniac said...

HA! Cute!!!!

My 13 are up, too.

July 20, 2006 6:01 AM  
Blogger Happy Mama to Three said...

Tooooo funny!!!

C

July 20, 2006 6:28 AM  
Blogger Kelly Curtis said...

funny!!

July 20, 2006 7:19 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

"Forgive us our trash passes ..."
That is too funny!

Very cute and I like how you broke it into segments! Very creative.

Have a great Thursday!

July 20, 2006 7:41 AM  
Blogger Carmen said...

ha ha. Thanks for my thursday morning laugh.

July 20, 2006 7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are so cute! I love to read the funny things kids say. :)

My T13 is up if you'd like to drop by!

July 20, 2006 7:45 AM  
Blogger Twisted Cinderella said...

LOL that was too funny!

July 20, 2006 7:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehe - you made me smile this morning. Thank you very much :).
Have a blessed day.

July 20, 2006 7:53 AM  
Blogger Reverberate58 said...

Out of the mouth of babes! Love the humor! Very cute list!
My T13 is up! I hope you have a terrific Thursday!

July 20, 2006 7:57 AM  
Blogger Deb @ Sugarfused said...

Hah!!

July 20, 2006 8:02 AM  
Blogger MaR said...

LOL, fun thursday!! Happy TT! thanks for dropping by :)

July 20, 2006 8:13 AM  
Blogger Margaret said...

Such sweet jokes. Kids really come up with some funny notions. Thanks for the morning laugh. -Margie

July 20, 2006 8:13 AM  
Blogger Jane said...

What a great way to start the day!! I loved these.
Thanks for stopping by my T13. Hope you will come back.

July 20, 2006 8:19 AM  
Blogger Barbara said...

Funny list! Thanks for stopping by.

July 20, 2006 8:38 AM  
Blogger phoenix said...

Thanks for the giggles Raggedy! I needed them today!

Thanks for stopping by this morning!

July 20, 2006 8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my! Those are too cute!! I love them. The middle one is my favorite, then the last one.

Happy TT!

July 20, 2006 8:47 AM  
Blogger AuntieM said...

Hey Raggedy....thanks for visiting my TT..love the jokes. I needed that today.

July 20, 2006 8:52 AM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

My fav church joke is:

what do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah Witness?

someone who knocks on your door for no reason...

*ducking boos and throwd items*

July 20, 2006 9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute jokes!

July 20, 2006 9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol! Thanks for the laugh.

Thanks for dropping by...

July 20, 2006 9:25 AM  
Blogger Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

LOL! These were funny, I'll have to try to remember them to tell my hubby.

July 20, 2006 9:38 AM  
Blogger Mama Duck said...

ROTFL!!!

July 20, 2006 10:51 AM  
Blogger mrhaney said...

thanks for all these good jokes. i need them each day. it just starts my day off good.

July 20, 2006 10:54 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

those were great and definitely gave me a laugh i needed! thanks for the visit!

July 20, 2006 11:12 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Very cute ones!! Thanks!

July 20, 2006 11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are so cute, love the last one about crossing things out, LOL! :)

Have a great day, my T13 is up too...

July 20, 2006 11:56 AM  
Blogger Don said...

Great 13 liners. They hit close to home.

Thanks for visiting my blog. I hope you'll take the time to participate in my other posts.

July 20, 2006 11:59 AM  
Blogger Lazy Daisy said...

Too cute. Thanks for the giggles...good thing I wasn't in church when I read them. My TT is up.

July 20, 2006 12:30 PM  
Blogger Dawn said...

Those were so funny !! Thanks for the laughs !! :)

July 20, 2006 12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! That's a cute list! And thanks for stopping by mine earlier.

July 20, 2006 1:03 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Very funny. Thanks for the pick-me-up!

July 20, 2006 1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very cute, Ragtime.

July 20, 2006 1:16 PM  
Blogger cube said...

Funny post. Happy Thursday.

July 20, 2006 1:43 PM  
Blogger YellowRose said...

Very cute!!

Happy Thursday!

July 20, 2006 2:02 PM  
Blogger Something's Missing said...

That is way cute! :)

And I am nothing to be afraid of, lol! Meek and mild are I

As you know, my TT is up.

July 20, 2006 2:42 PM  
Blogger Ardice said...

LOL thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

Oh and thanks for stopping by my TT. I hope your day is running smoothly. Take-Care...

July 20, 2006 2:54 PM  
Blogger Jodi said...

That was cute!!

July 20, 2006 3:05 PM  
Blogger Jodi said...

That was cute!!

July 20, 2006 3:05 PM  
Blogger Ladybug Crossing said...

LOL!!!

July 20, 2006 3:11 PM  
Blogger Ladybug Crossing said...

LOL!!

July 20, 2006 3:39 PM  
Blogger Changed by His Love said...

Those were hilarious!!! I love good preacher stories. I imagine my son would say something like that about preaching...his daddy is a pastor. :)

July 20, 2006 4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was the cutest 13!!! I'm needed to smile right now and I'm so thankful I picked now to to say HI!

July 20, 2006 4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think my 6 year old says trash passes too, LOL, too bad we don't go to one of those churches that just say "sins"

July 20, 2006 4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute story. Here's my list - Thirteen Things Happening on our Homestead!

July 20, 2006 4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! That's too funny.

July 20, 2006 4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! These are adorable! Thank you for visiting me today.

July 20, 2006 4:52 PM  
Blogger Bobealia... said...

I used to think the song went, "Jesus Christ, Super Star, who in the world do you think you are?"

July 20, 2006 5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute! I needed that this afternoon! Thanks for the laugh!

July 20, 2006 5:27 PM  
Blogger twiga92 said...

That's great! I like the wedding one. Too funny!

July 20, 2006 5:39 PM  
Blogger Crayonsetc said...

LOL... Those are great!!

Happy TT!!

July 20, 2006 5:47 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

That is great!

July 20, 2006 6:01 PM  
Blogger Noi Rocker said...

Haha. Funny and so cuteee!

July 20, 2006 6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loved those! I needed to laugh! Thanks for stopping by my TT!

July 20, 2006 6:41 PM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

Very Very Cute!

July 20, 2006 6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol how cute :-0)


Thanks for visiting, btw :-)

July 20, 2006 7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well those are very cute but I know I cannot come up with 13!

July 20, 2006 8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How funny, I enjoyed that sooooo much. Thanks for sharing and making it part of your tt. Great Blog too.

Toodles, Maryanne

July 20, 2006 8:58 PM  
Blogger Tracy S said...

lol , thanks for the laugh. Those were so cute.

July 20, 2006 9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute jokes!
I'm a first time TTer! Nice to meet you, and I loved the bird pics!

July 20, 2006 10:39 PM  
Blogger The Tempest said...

Oh I love those! Especially wanting to become a minister and crossing out the notes.

Thanks for visiting my TT

July 20, 2006 11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's so funny and cute!

July 21, 2006 1:15 AM  
Blogger Merle said...

Hi again Raggedy ~ Thanks for your comments at Herons Nest. Cheers, Merle

July 21, 2006 3:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Great ones!

July 21, 2006 6:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely lovely Thursday 13!!! I really enjoyed reading it.... Thanks for visitng....

July 21, 2006 6:35 AM  
Blogger Trish Ess said...

Oh, now *that's* a funny TT! :D

Thanks for visiting mine!

July 21, 2006 8:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are all good ones! Thanks for the chuckles.

July 21, 2006 9:43 AM  
Blogger crse said...

How cute was that! Great TT

July 21, 2006 10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*lmao*
Very funny!!
Thanks for stopping by my TT!!

July 21, 2006 10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's great especially about the minister yelling at the people. Needed that laugh; thanks! :)

July 21, 2006 10:26 AM  
Blogger Teri M. said...

Hee! So cute.

July 21, 2006 10:39 AM  
Blogger Renee Nefe said...

That's pretty cute! Thanks for stopping by my blog.

It looks like I'll be wearing sunglasses for a while...Sunday is Church and visiting the in-laws. Oh my I just realized I have to go to Church with this shiner! LOL

July 21, 2006 11:01 AM  
Blogger cdorsey said...

Too cute. Thanks for the laughs!

Catherine

July 21, 2006 11:11 AM  
Blogger Booklogged said...

Good chuckles! Thanks. Kids really do say the darnest things don't they?

July 21, 2006 12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for visiting my TT with your encouragement:)

Sherri
http://rosesinmyheart.blogspot.com

July 21, 2006 12:45 PM  
Blogger astrocoz said...

That was too cute! I like the trash passed one the most!

Anyhow, thanks for stopping by my TT!

July 21, 2006 12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are great! But is it fair to have a number per paragraph? :)

My TT's up at http://www.minthegap.com/?p=565

July 21, 2006 2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anklebiters are so awesome.

July 21, 2006 4:15 PM  
Blogger Lady Penguin said...

That was some of the cutest stuff...great list

July 21, 2006 7:23 PM  
Blogger Froggie said...

Lol! That's a good one!

Thanks for stopping by.

July 21, 2006 11:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*giggle* How cute!!!

My TT is up.

July 22, 2006 8:32 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Very cute!

Thanks for stopping by, we're still having tummy trouble.

July 22, 2006 1:57 PM  
Blogger Teresa said...

My son asked me once why I got a snack in church and he didn't get one [communion] and why the pastor wore a dress [It was a robe.]

Kids really do say the dardest things.

July 22, 2006 11:08 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Those are some great jokes! Really cute!

July 24, 2006 9:27 PM  

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