Friday, July 14, 2006

Thursday Thirteen (6th)

This Thursday Thirteen Post is
dedicated to
Miss Cellania

13 Redneck Medical Terms

1. Benign ~ what you be after you was eight.

2. Barium ~ what doctors do when patients die.

3. Cauterize ~ Made eye contact with her.

4. Dilate ~ to live longer that expected.

5. Fester ~ quicker than someone else.

6. Hangnail ~ what you hang your coat on.

7. Impotent ~ distinguished, well known.

8. Labor Pain ~ getting hurt at work.

9. Nitrates ~ cheaper than day rates.

10. Rectum ~ damn near killed him.

11. Tumor ~ More than one.

12. Urine ~ opposite of you is out.

13. Varicose ~ Near by/close by.



Arkansas State trooper pulls over

a pickup truck on I-40.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"

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The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged!


Blogger Miss Cellania said...

Yep, that's exactly what its like here. And the medical terms make perfect sense to me!

July 13, 2006 12:35 AM  
Blogger Crayonsetc said...

ROTFLMBO!! Ok, I really enjoyed the laugh... especially after being in the medical field for so long!!!

Happy TT!!!

July 13, 2006 3:23 AM  
Blogger Red said...


Here in the UK we have yet another definition for Labour (with a U) pain, and that's Tony Blair! ;D

Happy TT!

July 13, 2006 4:06 AM  
Blogger GreekGoddess said...

that was really funny :)

Happy TT

July 13, 2006 4:23 AM  
Blogger Merle said...

Hi Raggedy ~~ Enjoyed the jokes and glad you enjoyed mine. Even when we
have seen them before, they are still
amusing. I must copy them for my doctor to get a laugh.
Take care, Merle.

July 13, 2006 5:14 AM  
Blogger FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

These are good lists to show some medical friends.
Thanks for visiting.

July 13, 2006 5:29 AM  
Blogger Juggling Mother said...

very good - brought a smile to my fact this morning. Tahnks.

my TT is up

July 13, 2006 5:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


July 13, 2006 5:43 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

That is soooooooo funny. I love Jeff Foxworthy and this so reminds me of his comedy act. Love the hog riding and 'picken' up chicks!!

Great list

July 13, 2006 5:52 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

LMAO! Too funny. Great list.

July 13, 2006 6:37 AM  
Blogger Ladybug Crossing said...

LOL!!! That's terrific!

July 13, 2006 6:40 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

I'm not sure I like you making fun of us.

July 13, 2006 6:45 AM  
Blogger momsmusings said...

Haha, this was great. What an awesome thing to ake up and read!! Made my day today!! Thanks for stopping by my TT!!

July 13, 2006 7:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for visiting mine.

July 13, 2006 7:24 AM  
Blogger armywife said...

hehehe...even if you are making fun of us

i've posted 13 too at

July 13, 2006 7:43 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

hahahahah that last joke made me laugh out loud! This was so funny (and I don't even know any one from the deeeep south!)

Thanks for checking out my 13!

July 13, 2006 7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy cow!! I think I inhaled some coffee!

LOLOL!! Too, too funny! Thanks for the laugh and for stopping by!

July 13, 2006 7:52 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

ROFL pretty funny! TY

July 13, 2006 8:03 AM  
Blogger Carmen said...

Ever see Blue Collar TV? I love it when they do redneck words.

July 13, 2006 8:11 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Very funny! Love the cartoon.

"Eggs today are better than chickens tomorrow." I had to look it up, I'm RUSTY!

Thanks for stopping by :-)

July 13, 2006 8:25 AM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

yawp...add to that list (though it is only a TT, not TFT*)

colon: that ":" thang them sissified folks puts in thar writ stuff...or, what Buford puts on 'fore he tries ridin' his hawg lookin' fer chicks (Buford's a goat-smellin' egg-suckin' strange 'un, shore nuff)

July 13, 2006 8:35 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

Got any ID?..... "Bout what?... Too funny.

July 13, 2006 8:36 AM  
Blogger phoenix said...

LMAO I loved them!!


July 13, 2006 8:38 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

Those terms cracked me up, I need to remember not to drink anything while reading these lists because the water usually comes out my nose. LOL

Have a great weekend, I'll stop in as I can next week but if I don't, know I'm thinking about you. *BIIIG HUGS*

July 13, 2006 8:55 AM  
Blogger Lyn said...

Great medical terms, I've seen the redneck computer terms before, but this was funny. Oh, btw, you got all the right answers at FBO - my T13 Bible Misquotes Edition. Come back tomorrow for the exact quotes and all that.

July 13, 2006 9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I've known a few doctors who think those ARE real medical terms!

But then, they don't have any ID, either.

Have a great day, Raggedy!

July 13, 2006 9:07 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

Oh my, I am STILL laughing about these. I love the Fester one and Dilate. Those are great! Thanks for the visit!

July 13, 2006 9:16 AM  
Blogger cube said...

Hee hee. Them there jokes is funny.

July 13, 2006 9:18 AM  
Blogger Pixie said...

*snort* That was funny!

Thanks for stopping by my TT. Have a terrific Thursday. :-)

July 13, 2006 9:30 AM  
Blogger Mama Duck said...


July 13, 2006 9:34 AM  
Blogger Barbara said...

Being from the South, I love these!!
Thanks for visiting.

July 13, 2006 9:41 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Okay, are you picking on us KY folks??

Liked those medical terms! They made sense to me! Very funny!!!

July 13, 2006 9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, what a great T13! Unfortunately, a lot of those apply to my little "neck of the woods"! :)

Have a great day, thanks for visiting my T13!

July 13, 2006 9:53 AM  
Blogger Katrina @ Callapidder Days said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning!

July 13, 2006 10:05 AM  
Blogger Megan said...

*snort* Classic! Mine's up.

Happy TT!

July 13, 2006 10:20 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Those made me giggle, so great! I am all about those redeck terms. I am proud to be a Southerner and have such great funny things to laugh about our culture :) My list is up!

July 13, 2006 10:58 AM  
Blogger Pilot Mom said...

Great laughs! Thanks!

July 13, 2006 11:32 AM  
Blogger Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

LOL. You might be a redneck... hehe.

Happy Thursday! Thanks for stopping by my TT.

July 13, 2006 11:55 AM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Nicely did, Red(neck).

July 13, 2006 12:26 PM  
Blogger MaR said...

Loved it!!! gosto moito, that's about all the Portuguese I can :)
happy TT!

July 13, 2006 1:03 PM  
Blogger MaR said...

Loved it!!! gosto moito, that's about all the Portuguese I can :)
happy TT!

July 13, 2006 1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My husband would love these! Thanks for the laugh & happy Thursday!

July 13, 2006 1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, we must live near each other because that's just too close for comfort, lol.

July 13, 2006 1:17 PM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

That is so hilarious! Git R Done!

July 13, 2006 1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! AWESOME LIST! :o)

July 13, 2006 1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am SO e-mailing this list to my redneck friend! Too funny!

July 13, 2006 1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Raggedy, Nice to meet you on my first TT tour.
Funny stuff.

July 13, 2006 1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL LOL Oh, I just LOVE these!! Great T13! Thanks for stopping by my blog. :)

July 13, 2006 2:07 PM  
Blogger Lynn said...

LOL! Great list...especially for here in Ohio;-) Thanks for visiting.

July 13, 2006 2:21 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

LOL!!! Those were great!

Thanks for stopping by my 13!

July 13, 2006 2:24 PM  
Blogger Teresa said...

Yee-haw! My dad's family is from Tennessee and I have heard some of those words before, but they say kilt instead of killed. :) I thought a kilt was something else, but not if you are from the south.

July 13, 2006 3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it! Very funny. :) Thanks for the visit. :)

July 13, 2006 3:46 PM  
Blogger YellowRose said...

I'm in Georgia, I hear those terms daily! LOL

Happy Thursday!

July 13, 2006 4:39 PM  
Blogger Monica said...

Too funny! Needed the laugh...thanks for sharing!

July 13, 2006 6:21 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Ok my in-laws are from Texas, and I showed them to my father-in-law, he LHAO! The last joke is hilarious!
See y'all later!
Have a great Thursday!

July 13, 2006 6:55 PM  
Blogger Cindy Swanson said...

Those were GREAT! Gave me a good laugh. My TT list is up, too.

July 13, 2006 7:01 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

I sure do hope you dilate, Raggedy.
You're a goodie to have around!

July 13, 2006 7:05 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

My brother and I have been discussing whether we have redneck in us or not...OK he KNOWS he does (and is)....I am linking him it, love it, love it!!

My TT is up here

July 13, 2006 7:36 PM  
Blogger Ed Bremson, MFA said...

Them dang rednecks! Actually, they sound like some of my relatives on my mother's side. Funny. Haha.

July 13, 2006 8:04 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

Hi Raggedy, I got your very worrying comment about holtieshouse being hard to read because of sidebar intrusion, (It's worrying 'cos we don't want readers discouraged in any way from readin')
Some points:
Do you have trouble with Merles site? I used the same template there.
Do you have a sidebar visible on your screen when browsing? if so try turning it off, any better?
Do you use Internet Explorer as your browser? Mozilla Firefox is BETTER in lots of ways.
Do you use a notebook or a small screen monitor? because of screen area notebooks are more prone to this than full size computers.
Has this been a long term problem? or is it a recent thing?
I'm going to do a post on this subject and would appreciate you being the guinea pig for it.

July 13, 2006 9:18 PM  
Blogger kenju said...

LOVE those medical terms!

July 13, 2006 11:04 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! great list!!!! I love the labor pains one!!!!!!! thank you so much for the great laugh!... my wee list is up too!

July 13, 2006 11:55 PM  
Blogger Meow (aka Connie) said...

Very, very funny ... thanks for sharing.
Hope your week is going well.
Take care, Meow

July 13, 2006 11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny stuff here, Raggedy! Especially the Hoss cartoon! ;~)

July 14, 2006 12:14 AM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL! Very funny! And clever, too!
SIX Flowers are opened tonight! Hooray!

July 14, 2006 12:38 AM  

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