Thursday, July 06, 2006

Thursday Thirteen (5th)

Thirteen Things about Marriage

Before Marriage - Twice a night.
After Marriage - Twice a month.

Before Marriage - She loves the way I take control of a situation.
After Marriage - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before Marriage - Ricky & Lucy.
After Marriage - Fred & Ethel.

Before Marriage - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After Marriage - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

Before Marriage - Don't Stop.
After Marriage - Don't Start.

Before Marriage - The Sound of Music.
After Marriage - The Sound of Silence.

Before Marriage - Is that all you are eating?
After Marriage - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Before Marriage - Wheel of Fortune.
After Marriage - Jeopardy.

Before Marriage- Turbocharged.
After Marriage- Needs a jump-start

Before Marriage - We agree on everything!
After Marriage - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

Before Marriage - Victoria's Secret.
After Marriage - Fruit of the Loom.

Before Marriage- Feathers & handcuffs.
After Marriage - Ball and chain.

Before Marriage - He's lost without me.
After Marriage - Why can't he ask for directions?

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Blogger Walker said...

LOL that was funny.
Maybe that's why I never got married :)

July 06, 2006 12:50 AM  
Blogger Juggling Mother said...

ver funny - although we lived together for 7 years before getting married, so nothing much changed:-)

my TT is up

July 06, 2006 3:33 AM  
Blogger Miss Cellania said...

Ah, Raggedy, I had this list all set to go for Sunday's post! Its already in the autopublish queue (I'm leaving town), so please don't think I lifted it from you without attribition! You and I have similar tastes, or in other words... "Great minds think alike!"

July 06, 2006 5:46 AM  
Blogger melissa said...

Ha! I really liked this one.

July 06, 2006 8:01 AM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

Yep..what Walker said ;)

July 06, 2006 8:06 AM  
Blogger Ralph said...

There is alot of truth in some of those. Happy Thursday.

July 06, 2006 8:20 AM  
Blogger Ladybug Crossing said...

Mr. Bug was lost without me before we were married and he's still lost without me!!! He called one day when he got lost and said "I see this, can you get me home??"
I did! I had a map. Maps help.

July 06, 2006 8:25 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

How about:
Before marriage: Battery operated boyfriend (BoB)
After marriage: buying bulk batteries for BoB. ROFL

Thanks for the giggles! Happy Thursday! *HUGGLES*

July 06, 2006 8:28 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Love it...too funny. I just want a guy who loves me enough that he doesn't care that I'll lose my allotment if I get married...geez.

Anyway, I linked to you today. :)

July 06, 2006 9:06 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

Those are much too true to be funny Raggedy.

July 06, 2006 9:36 AM  
Blogger S A J Shirazi said...

LOL! But ho do you know all this?

July 06, 2006 9:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Yea that seems about right!

July 06, 2006 10:09 AM  
Blogger FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

These are funny lists but are realistic. #6 made me really laugh.
My T13 is up too.

July 06, 2006 10:14 AM  
Blogger gal artist said...

Hi, I've seen you all around blog world and thought I'd drop in for a visit.

Your TT was great! How true!!!


Have a great day!!

July 06, 2006 11:13 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Great post Raggedy. Funny as well.

July 06, 2006 11:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Precisely why I'm divorced ... every one of 'em! Now I have all the "Before" and am taking FULL advantage of it!

July 06, 2006 12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA! Love it! Happy Thursday.

July 06, 2006 2:17 PM  
Blogger Old Horsetail Snake said...

So, uh, how was the salad? (Geez, I hope you didn't put any dressing on it.)

July 06, 2006 5:07 PM  
Blogger kenju said...

I can agree with everything except the feathers and handcuffs....LOL

July 06, 2006 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of those are true. Others are just plain false.

July 06, 2006 6:59 PM  
Blogger Ed Bremson, MFA said...

Funny, perceptive, and true. Great post.

July 06, 2006 8:13 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Hahaha! Very funny ones!

(BTW, on the post below, I was a blue aura).

July 06, 2006 10:34 PM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

Very Funny! And there is always a kernal or two of truth to humor, isn't there?

July 06, 2006 10:37 PM  
Blogger Warm Fuzzies said...

That is too funny! Happy Thursday!

July 07, 2006 12:54 AM  
Blogger Teresa said...

This is why I think I should stay single!

July 07, 2006 9:41 PM  
Blogger Hale McKay said...

Just when a laugh was needed most - I came across this post. Thank you.

July 10, 2006 12:17 AM  

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