Saturday, July 15, 2006

Over the Hill?

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.



Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, and placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!"





How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say the F-word?


Get another sweet 80 year old lady to holler "BINGO"



Video is for Adult Only (Language)
This is very young George Carlin and it is very
funny. The graphics are cartoon nothing bad.
I marked adult because of the word. George
explains and defines the "F" word and its many
uses...hahahaha




It is better to be over the hill
than under the hill...


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16 Comments:

Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...love the bingo one. Having watched a few rounds of bingo (it used to be offered at the casino I work at), I suspect it rings hilariously true.

July 15, 2006 4:52 AM  
Blogger Miss Cellania said...

You can't beat "raising the dead"! I'm gonna have to use that one! FUNNY!

July 15, 2006 5:19 AM  
Blogger Ed Bremson, MFA said...

Another unique post. Good work, Raggedy.

July 15, 2006 8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL.

July 15, 2006 8:57 AM  
Blogger Teresa said...

I prefer being older to the alternative, that is for sure. Have a great weekend.

July 15, 2006 11:40 AM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL...Very Funny! This is a wonderful post, speaking from OVER the hill, as I do!

July 15, 2006 11:42 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Hahahaha!

I've actually played Bingo once with a group of mostly older ladies at a Catholic fundraiser. You are not kidding! They are serious, and they play for blood.

Sorry about the trouble you had seeing the pics at my blog. The bandwidth ran out on a couple of the photos. I chose new ones, and hopefully those will last awhile longer.

Have a nice weekend.

July 15, 2006 3:34 PM  
Blogger Shannon akaMonty said...

I TOTALLY need that button on the top. I think I'm having a hot flash right now. :)
I sometimes wish I lived in a meat locker. LOL

July 15, 2006 6:54 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Cute joke!! LOL! Never heard that one before.

July 15, 2006 7:59 PM  
Blogger Dazd said...

LOL...raise the dead. Nice one. Awesome place...I'll be returning!

July 15, 2006 9:34 PM  
Blogger Jude said...

Great post Raggedy! Loved the vid, George Carlin always did make me laugh. :-)

July 15, 2006 10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raggedy,
Oh I just loved that video. All about one of my most used words.

July 15, 2006 10:57 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

What would you know about getting old, youngster?

Now then, if I could only get close to my TV....

July 15, 2006 11:56 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

'Nother good-un Raggedy, thanks.

July 16, 2006 9:22 AM  
Blogger karla said...

I'll have to send a link to this post to my mother in law. She'd get a kick out of the "hot flashes" button, since she's been having them lately. (Hot flashes, not buttons, silly.)

July 16, 2006 9:38 AM  
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July 20, 2006 2:59 PM  

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