Thursday, June 29, 2006

Thursday Thirteen (4th)



13 Politically Correct Descriptions of Women


1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED WOMAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She's not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

13. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

21 Comments:

Blogger WebKittyn said...

I love number three, that's hysterical!

I just wanted to come by and say hi and thank you for the comments. It's late at night and my head is messing with me and I needed a laugh. Thank you!

I blogrolled you by the way, it's a pleasure to meet you!

June 29, 2006 2:03 AM  
Blogger Merle said...

Hello Raggedy ~~ Some good ones there.
Thanks for your visit, glad you enjoyed The Yellow Shirt and the jokes
I am starting to wonder what to put on
for tonight.?? Take care, Merle

June 29, 2006 2:08 AM  
Blogger Deb @ Sugarfused said...

Hah!!

Have a great day, Raggedy!!!

June 29, 2006 4:59 AM  
Blogger Meow (aka Connie) said...

I love the Reality Impaired for Airhead ... tooo funny.
Thanks for those, very original.
Take care, Meow

June 29, 2006 5:23 AM  
Blogger Moogie said...

OMG...these are hilarious! They are perfect. Thanks for stopping by. And thanks for the early morning chuckle!!!

June 29, 2006 5:46 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

Those are so funny! Thanks for the laughs. :-D

Have a wonderful day! *HUGS*

June 29, 2006 6:47 AM  
Blogger Suzy-Q said...

Shut UP!! I am stifling a laugh so I won't wake my nocturanally challenged husband who is snoozing in bed right beside me!

:o) Wish I could laugh out loud!!

June 29, 2006 7:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO! Great post, Raggedy.

I seem to remember a few of those "chemically inconvenienced" moments!

Thanks for stopping by and blogrolling me! I'll add you to my list, too!

June 29, 2006 8:29 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

I love the information superhighway one! I get that a lot.

June 29, 2006 11:13 AM  
Blogger phoenix said...

hehehe these are cute!! I needed the giggle!

Re your answer to my T13:

Ok, ya'll are close but still no cigar. You are getting the theme, but not the message or meaning.

Take a closer look and try again. The person that gets it right wins a guest post on my blog on how you came by your answer, and what it truly means to you. :)

June 29, 2006 1:16 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

"Previously enjoyed companion." I know several girls like that. In fact, every girl I know is like that. Just like me...

June 29, 2006 2:47 PM  
Blogger YellowRose said...

I love #1...too funny!!!

Great list....very creative!

Happy Thursday!

June 29, 2006 3:24 PM  
Blogger Teresa said...

The last one is my favorite. Too bad it describes most of my relatives! :)

June 29, 2006 4:04 PM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL! These are great! Very funny....
Thanks Raggedy for your very dear comment...I'm glad you could come to the party and be a part of this BIG Day for me.

June 29, 2006 4:16 PM  
Blogger phoenix said...

Gosh, you are so very close... and yet still looking over one very important detail.

June 29, 2006 4:43 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

I think this was my pick of all the good stuff.

June 29, 2006 5:30 PM  
Blogger Ladybug Crossing said...

LOL!! That's terrific!!
Thanks for dropping by. I'm just now catching up on my reading. I love breakfast out! It's my fave!

LBC

June 29, 2006 7:53 PM  
Blogger Vickie said...

Those had some great ones in it enjoyed the laughes thanks.

Another great post. :)

June 29, 2006 8:59 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Men like their women to be sexually focused but NOT verbally repetitive.

June 30, 2006 2:06 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

Really funny stuff here Raggedy. I am wondering if you have too much time on your hands.
Keep up the good work.

June 30, 2006 5:47 AM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...now I know the 21st Century versions ;)

June 30, 2006 9:37 AM  

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