Thursday, June 22, 2006

Thursday Thirteen (3rd)

Thirteen Fun Things to do at your Psychiatrist or Psychologist Sessions

1. Ask to borrow his comb then comb your tongue.

2. Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don't like.

3. After everything he says, say, "And how does that make you feel?"

4. Point at random things and say, "Where did you get that?"

5. Complain that his chair looks more comfortable.

6. Scream every word.

7. Put your shoes on the wrong feet.

8. Try to talk him into sitting on the floor.

9. Eat his books.

10. Talk really slowly.

11. When he offers you coffee, ask him to spill it on your lap.

12. Tell him you think his secretary is really a man.

13. Offer him an imaginary biscuit.

The Bonus fun things:

Kill spiders on the wall with your fist. Eat what sticks to your hand and leave the rest sticking to the wall. Draw a circle around it to make sure everyone sees it.

Try to seduce him with chocolate donuts.

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Blogger Karen said...

LOL Those are funny! I'll have to keep those in mind...perhaps do some for my boss to convince him I need a vacation. ;-)

Happy Thursday! *HHUUUGS*

June 22, 2006 5:52 AM  
Blogger phoenix said...

I know a few non-professionals I would like to use those on! ;)

My 13 are up too! Hugsssss

June 22, 2006 8:02 AM  
Blogger DBFrank said...


June 22, 2006 8:06 AM  
Blogger Miss Cellania said...

HA! Thats a good way to get committed, or tranquilized!

June 22, 2006 8:10 AM  
Blogger cube said...

Funny but they'll put you in the small rubber room for that.

June 22, 2006 8:37 AM  
Blogger Monica said...

Um, Raggedy, it's a good thing I DIDN'T see this before my "certification" into sanity. But mind you, it is quite funny. Um, and uh, How does that make you feel?

Very Funny Post!!

June 22, 2006 8:50 AM  
Blogger Skunkfeathers said...

All I would need to do is tell him/her that it all started when my sister hit me in the head with a bird house when I was 8...

June 22, 2006 9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO! That's hilarious!

June 22, 2006 9:58 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

Good stuff Rageddy, very funny.

June 22, 2006 10:05 AM  
Blogger Cliff said...

I already do most of those.

June 22, 2006 10:55 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

My high speed internet is repaired - a day early.
Let the heavens rejoice!!!!!

The chocolate donuts one would be tough for me.
I would not want to share them with the doc.

June 22, 2006 11:49 AM  
Blogger Vickie said...

I love this post---I have to ask where do you find such neat things, you put most to shame....You are the best. :)

June 22, 2006 12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sadly, I've tried about half of those.

June 22, 2006 1:08 PM  
Blogger LZ Blogger said...

Sounds like if I used these. The doc would increase my bill (AND) call in a consultant, which would cost me even more. Guess I'll just stay NUTS! ~ jb///

June 22, 2006 1:12 PM  
Blogger Deb @ Sugarfused said...

Too funny! I love that cartoon, too!

Thanks for being YOU :))

June 22, 2006 1:33 PM  
Blogger mrhaney said...

after you do all those things at least he will know that you are in the right place.

June 22, 2006 3:33 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Oh, Ragged One, I do not think you are going to get past No. 9, maybe not even past No. 5.

We, of course, are all convinced you are loony. But I guess your psychiatrist has to get on board sometime....

June 22, 2006 6:37 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

The white coats would come after you for sure if you did some of those things!! LOL

June 22, 2006 10:07 PM  

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