Wednesday, June 07, 2006

President Bush

"I fully understand the effects of gasoline price raises on people who are working. It's like a tax. Every time it goes up at the pump, people are like paying a tax."
North Carolina, Apr. 6, 2006~George W. Bush

David Letterman: "President Bush is now being accused of leaking classified information. I was stunned. I was shocked. I said to myself, 'Wait, they let this guy see classified information.'"

Jay Leno: "President Bush says America has caused an incredible transformation in Afghanistan. He said everything's being rebuilt, people are getting jobs, kids are going back to school. He said it works so well that he's thinking of trying it in New Orleans."

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Bush slip ups, this is very funny!

Frank Caliendo ,President Bush Imitations. Frank is Hilarious!



Blogger Karen said...

The imitations were a hoot!

Have a wonderful day and thanks for the giggles! *HUGS*

June 07, 2006 6:03 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None,They are far to busy screwing the world to worry about a light bulb.

June 07, 2006 8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! That's some funny stuff right there!

June 07, 2006 11:52 AM  
Blogger poopie said...

*snort* Testify 'sista!

June 07, 2006 5:44 PM  
Blogger Vickie said...

That was so funny, and I do believe Peter knows our politicians well...ROFLMAO :)

I must say this was a great way to end my day, thank you.

June 07, 2006 10:48 PM  

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